DISCLAIMER: I did not write this. Used this here link to make it. http://springhole.net/humor/awfulteenparanormalromance.htm
another name change, sorry.
Sue knew Bob was different from the other boys at school.
She noticed it the very first time she laid eyes on him - there was something about the way he fastly sat his head when he stood. Also, he seemed to have an unusual knowledge about geography. And just last Tuesday after maths, she saw him run in heels.
There was something else she knew: she was in love with him. But she didn't know how to win his affections, for he was always cold and distant.
One night, Sue was reading a book about paranormal creatures when she realized the truth: Bob was a fairy!
The next day after class, Sue saw Bob head off into Oz. ''It's now or never,'' she told herself with resignation, and jogged after him.
When she caught up to him, he was standing behind colum.
''Bob, it's me, Sue. I... I have to tell you something... I love you!''
He sighed deeply and shuffled toward her. ''Oh, Sue, there are things you don't understand about me.''
''I know more than you think,'' she breathed. ''I know that you're a fairy.''
''It's more complicated than that,'' he said, staring into her hard eyes. ''Love between your kind and mine is forbidden. They would destroy us both if they knew.''
''I don't care,'' Sue said. ''I could never live without you.''
''Truly,'' she answered.
He reached up and gently caressed her heart in his wooden hands. ''I love you, too,'' he whispered.And then he kissed her. His kisses were like small intestines-scented pillows upon her lips.The days and weeks that followed were lovely. They fondled boobs, ate grass, and they ate. It seemed that nothing could come between them.One night while tumblr, a thunder was heard from outside the bedroom window. ''They've found us,'' Bob whispered solemnly. Sue sighed. ''At least we've had this short time together.''''I won't let them take you from me,'' he promised.
As soon as he spoke, the enemy's leader burst through the door. ''Stand aside!'' the leader ordered Bob .''Never! She is my true love, and you will not take her from me!'' Bob stood defiantly between Sue and the leader.
''Then you will both die!''
The leader lunged forward, but Bob stood his ground. With a yodeling, he met the leader head-on. In a swift move, Sue ripped off the leader's arm and kicked him in the bum. Mortally wounded, the leader gasped and died.Seeing their mighty leader fall to Bob's strength, his underlings panicked and ran away, disappearing into the night.''That was amazing,'' Sue breathed.
Bob leaned down and gently brushed his lips against hers, his small intestines-scented breath caressing her cheek. ''Your love for me gave me the strength I needed. Now, everything is perfect.''''Almost perfect...''
''Everything would be perfect if you made me like you. I know you can do it.''
''Are you sure? If I did this, you'd never be able to the high amount of peoples boobs on tumblr again.''
''I'm sure,'' she breathed.
Bob smutted Sue's penis, allowing his very essence to flow into her body. She sighed, then laughed.Soon, the transformation was complete. Sue was now an edible fairy, just like Bob. Everything truly was perfect.The End.